Results have been announced, and as reported earlier, M.M. & Co has been rated marginally higher at 9.5 compared to Aby & Co at 9.4. The credit for first reports in public domain on emergence of the new market leader goes to APJ Inc.’s infamous news agency “Udti Udti khabar” regarded as a tabloid by many in Hell. However, now with Hell’s most famous, most credible and the only international news agency taking active interest in reporting the matter and expressing its views on the future prospects of the two players, the matter has assumed great importance.
VRS News Corp., unlike APJ Inc.’s infamous tabloid “Udti Udti Khabar”, is the most reliable and respectable news agency of Hell. It is also believed that any matter in Hell gains supreme importance and tremendous attention only when VRS decides to report it. This is exactly what happened with the ‘Globe Rating Results’ for the previous quarter where M.M. displaced Aby at the top spot.
Varun Reddy, CEO, VRS News Corp. also expressed his views on the future of the two companies:
“I am sure that this is just an aberration and that Aby and co. will come back again the next quarter. MM and Co. is relatively new and is not so high on the sames of CG as compared to the TG. This relative difference will certainly secure the position of Aby and Co. as the overall market leader. The markets are down now a days and the MM effect will fade away...”
It is widely believed that this year VRS News Corp has achieved new heights in news reporting with its extensive and comprehensive coverage of the US Presidential elections. VRS has used all mediums possible viz. Orkut, Gtalk status etc to provide hourly updates on the moves of all parties involved in the Obama vs McCain showdown. Also, Varun Reddy, CEO of VRS News Corp is believed to be in close touch with Sarah Palin as suggested by an album titled “Sarah Palin - Some pics from the life of this enigmatic and charming woman...” among the private photos of the CEO. (http://www.orkut.com/Main#Album.aspx?uid=6605411674781593330&aid=1223635421)
With the amazing coverage of the recent Presidential elections, VRS News Corp has moved way ahead in the competition among news agencies including BBC (Blondie Broadcasting Corporation), Radio 3.4 – channel hell (Radio news by 3.4) and Udti Udti Khabar (APJ Inc.’s tabloid). Melkor Inc. along with his co-sponsors collectively called Team Synapse will now have to look for a radical change, a renaissance in their news reporting methods or bring in high quality content to increase the TRP of Blondie Broadcasting Corporation.
DISCLAIMER:
Mention of ‘Team Synapse’ in the above article has been made at the kind request of Mr. Vineet Bobade, MD, Booby & Bobby Consultants, one of the member concerns of the team.
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I don't want to compete in any way with the other 3 corporations as I believe we all look into different areas and hence collaboration is the key to success for all of us in this market.
My comment w.r.t. Aby and Co. was my personal opinion and in no way reflects the views of my news corporation and its team. We have a certain degree of personal connections with Sarah Palin and her daughters, but our dealings are purely professional as far as I am concerned. The pictures you see in my Orkut album were provided to us by various members of the Palin family for public display and the captions were the brainchild of our executive VP.
I am deeply indebted to APJ for mentioning my corporation in his tabloid and I shall soon reciprocate the same. I am just doing my part to keep Hel(L) sane and connected with the outside world and in my view, “Udti Udti Khabar” is still the best as far as news about Hel(L) is concerned. BBC, you better watch out, for there is a new corporation in Hel(L)now :D
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