Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Update on Business Environment in Hel(L)

With much effort from the existing CEO, APJ Inc managed to stay away from controversies and hence stayed out of news for a long time. However, the low profile maintained by APJ Inc can also be attributed to a large extent to the absence of popular associates of APJ Inc in India over the last few months. The first among the supporters, Melkor Inc seems to have undergone a major restructuring after its CEO returned from Switzerland. The output as well as the efficiency has increased multi-fold.

The biggest supporter of the good old APJ, Mr. Khali, CEO of the ‘conglomerate’ Chaddhaji Group of Companies, too has come back from France. However, this conglomerate has been badly hit by the ongoing recession and in the process is no longer in sound ‘health’. The share prices too have taken a beating, falling from over 120 kgs to the current levels of 90-100 kgs. Mr Khali is however a determined man and has promised all the shareholders that the company will be increasing the consumption of mess food, a vital raw material and come back to prosperity soon.

Lastly, Doc & Co. whose return to India was awaited most by its alleged subsidiary, “Good Looking Facchi & Co.” is making waves in hel(L). While the CEO of Doc & Co still denies any reports of the alleged acquisition of the subsidiary, inside information suggests the process of the merger is underway and the deal is likely to be closed by March ’09. Mr. Partha of Khud ki Maaro and Co was chiefly instrumental in bringing to light details of the alleged merger including important evidences like ‘bench’, ‘walks’ and more recently ‘idle status’(for more details about these evidences please contact Mr Partha).